Deanburn Enhanced Provision

by Jonathan M

This is Jonathan with a war in Iraq. The British soldiers vs Iraqi soldiers.

Once upon a time ago, in 2016, there was a soldier called private Jonathan and combat Darren and Commander David and tank man Marc. They all went to Iraq because of Osama bin Laden who had bombed the Twins Towers in 2000. And the war was keeping going for 16 years so Jonathan and Commander David and the rest of the soldiers went to find Osama bin Laden.

Marc and Darren went left and Jonathan and David went right. 50 soldiers went with David and Jonathan and 60 went with Marc and Darren. So they split up. Jonathan and David got kidnapped and the rest of the soldiers shot at the Iraq soldiers and they saved Jonathan and David.

In the café in Pakistan, Bin laden and his soldiers said, “How do they get away all the time?”
Bin laden was watching them by a big TV. Bin laden sent more troops to Iraq to help the soldiers who live in Iraq. Marc and Darren were looking round the corners then Adam the plane driver dropped a bomb on a wall and we all seen Iraq soldiers run away from the wall shooting at the British. Then Adam dropped a big bomb on the Iraq soldiers who were shooting at the British. Then the Iraqi soldiers looked up and seen the big bomb coming down and they all blowed up except from Marc and Darren and the 60 soldiers.

David and Jonathan went through the woods and met the rest of the soldiers and Marc and Darren said, “The airborne is coming with our parachutes”.
David said, “Great! We need to set up camp”.
Jonathan said, “I’ll get the fire wood”.
Marc said, “I’ll make the tent”.
And Darren said, I’ll get the chicken”,
But David said, “There is no chicken just sausages”.
Darren said, “I like sausages. I’ll get them”.
David said ok. 5 minutes later there were no sausages left because Darren ate them.

And Darren went into his tent and found a chicken in his tent. Darren went out. “I thought there were no chickens……Run! It’s a bomb!”
Darren chucked it away and it blowed up.

Then Bin Laden looked at his big TV and said, “How do they do that?” Bin Laden said, “Drop a bomb on them”.
The suicide bomber said ok.

Then at ten o clock at night Jonathan and David walked with the soldiers. And Marc and Darren got carried because they were tired. Jonathan and David were in a jeep and they seen a big bomb come down. Luckily there was a big bomb shelter. Then they heard a big bang and they went out of the bomb shelter and seen the planes who were coming to take us to Pakistan to get Bin Laden. It took us 60 mins to get there.

Then all a sudden they got to the caves and looked through them. And they found Bin Laden and killed him and his soldiers.

Then they got back to Britain and the whole of Britain was shouting “Heroes” about 5.0000.000.00 times.

The end.
They are the best heroes ever.

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