Even More Horrid Henry Jokes


by Spencer.

Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook.

Why do the French like to eat snail?
Because they don’t like fast food.

What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What do you do if you find a python in your toilet?
Wait until he’s finished.

Waiter, do you serve fish?
Sit down, Sir. We serve anybody.

Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, Sir. It’ll be round.

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