Our Jokes.

September 28, 2012

What did one cow say to the other? Mooove over.       (by Haris) What does a vampire’s kiss feel like? A pain in the neck.        (by Liam) Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see its flat mate.       (by Liam) What is a witch’s favourite subject at school? Spelling.         (by Paul). What kind of test […]

Flamingo land. Part 1.

September 28, 2012

by Stuart. We got up . We got our breakfast and we started packing everything into the car. We went started to drive on the motorway. We went past Edinburgh on the highway and we stop at a shop to do the toilet. We hit the road and then it was getting dark and we […]

My wellingtons.

September 28, 2012

by Reece. I was at the woods and my wellingtons were hurting and then Mrs Smith was giving us a biscuit. Then we were going back to school and when we got back to school my wellies hurt and I couldn’t get them off. And then when I got back to school I got changed […]

Horse riding. Part 2.

September 28, 2012

by Dylan. We  went in a car. When we got there we were playing football and we were playing football until we got our jobs. We went down the farm to get the horses. Then we bring them up and washed their feet. Molly is a clever girl. I hugged her so much because I […]

My cat.

September 28, 2012

By Kian Once upon a time, there was my cat called Clara and he was coming in our house to see us and live with us. And he sleeps all in my bed. Jennifer liked my cat because he don’t know how to hurt anybody. And he was on my knee. And I hold him […]


September 27, 2012

by Paul. A long long time at a galicsee far far away a boy cold paul. His planit got destrord from the empiyr so wen he was old anuf he joined the republic. He bicam a clone and he turnd thos clancurs into scraapmetl. He met commandr recs and cmandr codey. Thay mad him a […]

My Cousin.

September 27, 2012

My Cousin. by Kian. Once upon a time there was My cousin called Reece. We were cousins after we were born and babies. And we were fighting and we were old enough to go to play with our friends. And we were born in the school.

Zombies school DP.

September 26, 2012

By jay. This Zombie school is very creepy as anything because these guys come in with broken chain saws and zombies sneak up to them and eat them. And there is blood gushing all around them. And this boy comes in with a motorbike. And his name is Jay. Five boys and Kian and Dylan […]

Horse riding.

September 24, 2012

By Dylan. I am going horse riding today and I will tell you about it tomorrow. This girl who’s in this school, her horse is called Bow. When we are leaving, we are going to see Gillian and we’re going to the shop to get sweeties and buy a ball. And then we’re going on […]

Charlie and the chocolate factory.

September 24, 2012

by Kian. Once upon a time, there was a boy called Charlie. And he had Granpa Joe and it was Charlie’s birthday. And he got a chocolate bar. And he opened the chocolate bar and he only found chocolate, he didn’t find the golden ticket. He went to the shop and buyed another Wonka bar. […]


September 18, 2012

by Kieran and Ross Once upon a time there was five cars on the track racing. One car crashed into a building. Then the ambulance came to get the car out of the way. Next, the fire brigade came and put out the fire in the building. Then the fire brigade pulled the hose out […]

The Pirates.

September 13, 2012

By Kian Once upon a time, there was four pirates and their names were Reece, Ross, Liam and Jay. And there was a captain, Kian. And we had a pirate ship. And we took some peoples and then we put them off on the river and killed them with our swords. And Dylan comes and […]

My boat ride on the water.

September 6, 2012

By Stuart. My dad got the boat out. We walked through the forest, through a field and over a fence. And we went down the hill. Dad put the boat on the water and I got my life jacket on. We went out on the water. We went through a wee cave. We went under […]


September 5, 2012

by Paul.  Dragons are mystical creatures. Some breathe fire, some are long and all have bad breath. There is loads of different kinds of dragins, fire, ice, sand, water, rock, metal, dark and rainbow. They are all in perfect harmony. But the dark dragons can suck the souls of the others. So if you see […]

Fishing is great.

September 5, 2012

by Jay I went fishing with my dad. We went to the place called Parkley and we had life jackets on. We went on a boat out to catch fish. Then I tipped the boat over and then we swam over to the shore at South Queensferry.  I was all wet. And speedboat and jet […]

Harry Potter. part 2.

September 5, 2012

By Ross  One day Harry Potter  got a sword and he stabbed the dragon in the stomach. And the Dragon fell on the floor and he died on the floor. And Harry Potter had a cut. And Harry Potter had a plastercast  on his arm. And he had glasses on. He ran away. THE END. […]