My jokes.

December 9, 2011

by Haris M Friday 9th December 2011  9.12.11 Hello all. You know my name is Haris and I’m going to tell you some jokes I have made.   1.What do you call a hippo doing something wrong? A hippopotomusn’t.   2.What do you call sleeping bull? A bulldozer.   3.What’s pirate’s favourite word? Arrrrrrrrr. That […]


Spencer’s Joke Page.

September 9, 2011

by Spencer. What dog smells like an onion? A hot dog. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t wash? A smelliphant. What do astronauts pack their lunch into? A launch box. Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies. What did the mother bee say to the baby bee? Bee-have! What […]


Even More Horrid Henry Jokes

May 22, 2011

by Spencer. Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they can’t cook. Why do the French like to eat snail? Because they don’t like fast food. What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding? No thanks, I’m stuffed. What do you do if you find a python in your toilet? Wait until he’s […]


Best Horrid Henry Jokes

May 7, 2011

by Spencer. What did the traffic lights say to the car? Don’t look at me, I’m changing. Who shouted knickers at the big bad wolf? Little rude riding hood. What flies through the air and stinks? A smellycopter. What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smellyphant.


My Favourite Jokes

March 22, 2011

by Scott Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate. Have you ever heard of the underwater spy? His name is James Pond. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet ? He was looking for Pooh!. Why did the orange stop half-way up the hill? Because he ran out of juice. What […]